THE FORTUNE
By:
Kenda
The reference to A.J.’s bungee jump in this
story refers to the story, Geronimo!, which can be found under Stories
From The Brothers’ Files in the Simon and Simon Library.
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Ducks
were quacking on the canal as A.J. Simon opened his French doors and stepped
onto the deck. Sunshine glistened off early morning dew as the promise of
another beautiful July day dawned in San Diego.
A.J.
savored the quiet of the neighborhood. It was a few minutes before six a.m.,
and as of yet, no one had ventured outside his or her home. While still standing on the deck, A.J.
gently stretched his leg muscles in preparation of his five-mile run. New Balance running shoes, white socks, navy
running shorts, and a red tank top, made for ease of movement.
After
bending and touching his toes several times, A.J. propped one foot up on the
deck railing. He bent forward, bringing his head as close to his outstretched
knee as possible. A.J. then repeated this pattern
using his other leg.
Fifteen
minutes later, A.J. had completed his pre-running routine. He’d felt
the telltale pulls in thigh, calf, and back muscles that emphasized to the
detective that now that he was in his forties, the stretching exercises he had
once bypassed were necessities.
A.J.
loped down the deck steps, stopping only long enough to hide a
house key in a flowerpot, as he did every morning that he ran. The blond then
jogged around the corner of the garage, picking up his pace when his feet hit
the sidewalk.
Once
A.J.'s body was comfortable with what he was doing, he fell into a stride that
was neither too fast nor too slow, but rather afforded him a consistently paced
fifty-minute aerobic workout.
As
A.J. ran the familiar route through adjoining neighborhoods, he daydreamed
about the current case he and Rick were working on. From there, he mentally
planned his day, outlining in his head all of the things he hoped to accomplish
at the office.
A
car horn beeped, the sound bringing A.J. out of his musings long enough to wave
at the female driver. Although A.J. didn't know the woman's
name, they exchanged waves on the mornings he ran. He did know she lived in the
big English Tudor just around the corner, and that she had two teenage sons
whom he often saw coming and going from the house when he was on his way to or
from work.
A
little farther up the quiet, tree-lined sidewalk the blond was hailed with,
"Morning, A.J.!"
"Morning,
Greg!" A.J. called back to the man who was about to get into a Ford
Taurus.
"How about a game of racquet ball next
week?"
A.J. turned to face his friend, while
continuing his progress by jogging backwards. "Sounds good! Give me a call
at the office this week and we'll set a date."
"Okay! I'll talk to you later."
"See ya,’ Greg! Have a good day!"
A. J. called as he turned to run forward once again.
A.J. was three miles into his run and headed
toward home. The detective entered the neighborhood he enjoyed the most on his
route. All the homes were large with Spanish style architecture, their lawns
immaculately groomed and brightened by flowers. This was an older section of
San Diego with the houses having been built in the 1920s and 30s. A.J. rarely
saw a soul moving about when he ran, so he assumed most of the inhabitants were
older as well. Lucky retired people who no longer had to punch a time clock,
A.J. would often think to himself.
A.J.’s stride increased with little effort as
his body eased into its comfort zone with no conscious thought on his part. He
turned and looked left when a yard fountain began to spout. Before the blond
realized what was happening, the sidewalk greeted him. He felt a sharp sting against his palms and
knees as he landed chest down on cool concrete.
Like most runners who consider themselves to
be better than average athletes, A.J.'s first instinct was to look around and
make sure no one had seen him make a fool of himself. Satisfied that all the
occupants of the neighborhood were still in bed, A.J. pushed himself to his
feet. Blood trickled down both knees, and his palms were pink and tender. As A.J. put his full weight on both legs,
the left one collapsed from underneath him. The surprised detective found himself
on the ground once again.
A.J. sat on the sidewalk rubbing his left
leg. It felt like it was asleep, and A.J. couldn’t feel the touch of his
fingertips against the skin. While the detective waited for the pins and
needles sensation to subside, he scanned the sidewalk for the rock or crack that
had caused him to fall. When he didn’t spot anything that would have
tripped him, the blond shrugged the incident off. After all, this was hardly
the first time in twenty years of running that he’d tripped and fallen.
A.J. stood and gingerly put
weight on the leg. When it supported him without any problems, he took a few
tentative steps. A.J. walked a few minutes to make sure nothing was sprained,
and then began jogging once again. Within five minutes, his pace was back to
where it had been prior to the fall. The only further thought A.J. gave to the
incident came thirty minutes later when he was in the shower. The detective
grimaced when he rubbed soap over the scraped skin of his hands and knees.
_________________________
Three
weeks after A.J.’s fall, the Simon brothers were sitting at their desks eating
a Chinese take-out lunch. Rick tossed his cardboard container, balled up
napkin, and plastic silverware into the garbage can, then reached for his
fortune cookie. He unrolled the slip of paper he found within the dessert.
"You
are soon to face a challenge." Rick glanced at his brother. “Now what kind
of a stupid fortune is that?"
"The kind you get in a cookie you pay
twenty cents for,"
A.J. quipped.
"I'm
serious here, A.J. This is a dumb fortune. It's more like a
prediction than it is a fortune.”
"Fortune, prediction, they're one and
the same," A.J. said while tossing his own garbage away.
"Nah,
there's a difference," Rick debated.
"Your problem is that you want all of
your fortunes to say things like, ‘You are soon to meet a beautiful woman,’ or
‘You are soon to become a wealthy man.’”
"And what's wrong with that?"
A.J.
picked up his fortune cookie and took the paper out of it. "You're a
shallow man, Richard Simon."
"I
am not shallow! "I just prefer the simple things in life, that's
all. A good football game on TV, cold beer, a country song, and a halfway
decent fortune in my fortune cookie."
A.J.
didn't reply to his brother, but instead laughed at the words printed on the
small piece of paper he held in his hand.
"What?
What's yours say?"
A.J.
smiled. "Oh, nothing."
Rick
leaned forward in his chair. "A.J., come on. What's it say?"
"You'll
never believe me."
"Yes, I will. Come on, tell me."
With a chuckle in his voice, A.J.
read, "You will soon meet a wealthy, beautiful
woman with whom you will have a long term relationship."
"It doesn't say that," Rick
scoffed. "Quit goofin’ around."
A.J. stood and walked to Rick's desk. He
dropped the open slip of paper into his brother's outstretched palm. "See
for yourself."
Rick read the paper. The only thing he said to A.J. in regards to
it was a disgruntled, "I think they got our cookies mixed up at that
place. I think you got my fortune."
"No, no, no." A.J. snatched the
paper away from Rick and put it in his shirt pocket. "I'm certain this is
my fortune. I intend to keep my eyes open all day looking for the gorgeous
woman with the big bank account."
"Great,”
Rick grumbled. “So all I end up with is ‘you are soon to face a
challenge.’" Rick grumbled.
"Look at the bright side, Rick. Maybe
the challenge you are soon to face involves being nice to your brother and his
beautiful, wealthy, sexy young wife."
"Keep dreamin,’"
Rick snickered. "Besides, your fortune never said anything about this woman
being young and sexy."
"It
said beautiful, so that means young and sexy, too."
"I think you're taking liberties with
your fortune there, pal," Rick commented as he rose while changing the subject.
"I suppose we’d better get goin’,
huh?"
"Yeah,"
A.J. agreed as he walked over to flip the answering
machine on. "I hate serving subpoenas."
"Ah,
A. J., where's your sense of adventure?"
"It left me five years and multiple
black eyes ago. Every time we serve one of these damn things
I either get punched, or the guy takes off and I have to
chase him over a succession of back yard fences."
"At least you're prepared for it
today," Rick commented as he looked over A.J.'s casual dress of red polo
shirt, blue jeans, and New Balance running shoes.
A.J. headed for the door. "I'm never prepared for
it."
"You
know, little brother, I
think Father Time is creepin’ up on you. You
never used to talk like this." Before A.J. could make a snappy retort,
Rick added, "Speaking of Father Time, why are you
limping?"
"I'm
not."
"You
are, too."
"No, I'm not."
"A.J.,
I'm walkin’ right behind you and you're limping.” Rick shut and locked the
office door. “You might be gettin' so old that your eyesight's goin’,
but mine's
fine. You're limping. Why?"
A.J. continued his progress toward the elevator while favoring
his left leg. "It's nothing. My leg's asleep, that's all."
"Oh," Rick replied. "Well, you'd better wake it
up before you have to give chase this afternoon."
A.J. closed the elevator gate while emphasizing, "I’m
not chasing
anyone this afternoon, Rick. I'll be perfectly content to lean against the car
and watch you give chase."
As the elevator began its decent Rick's prediction of,
"It'll never happen, A.J.," echoed in the shaft.
_________________________
At
one-thirty that afternoon, the Simons stood outside a massive brick home in a
ritzy neighborhood, ringing the doorbell. Rick and A.J. exchanged amused
glances as the beginning of Beethoven's Fifth Symphony sounded. The music ended
when a small, lean brunette man of about thirty answered the door.
"Adam Burke?" A.J. inquired of the
man he knew to be a successful jockey.
"Yes? What can I do for you?"
Before anymore could be said, the man caught
sight of the folded up court document A.J. had pulled from his back pocket.
Just as A.J. was about to say the formal words of "Adam Burke, you've been
served," the jockey gave the blond a mighty shove, then fled across the
front lawn and down the sidewalk.
A.J. was already pushing himself up off his
butt by the time Rick got to his side to offer assistance.
"I told you I hate serving
subpoenas," A.J. growled as both brothers took to the chase. A.J. was four
steps ahead of Rick, but remained six steps behind Adam Burke as the three men
ran through the neighborhood.
At
least this time I don't have to scale any fences with junkyard dogs awaiting me
on the other side, the blond detective thought as he hurtled a
tricycle, Rick following at his heels. Four Big Wheels, three red wagons, two
scooters, and one small poodle later, A.J. was almost close enough to reach out
and touch the object of his chase.
Just
as the blond extended his right hand in an effort to snare Adam Burke's shirt
collar, A.J.'s left leg went out from underneath him. He tumbled head over
heels, landing on his face in the grass.
Before Rick could stop himself, he fell over
the top of his prone brother. The toe of Rick’s right cowboy boot caught A.J.
hard in the ribs. Rick heard A.J.'s, "Oooomph!" as the breath was
knocked out of the blond. Rick ended up sprawled face down beside his brother
in some stranger’s front yard.
The oldest Simon recovered first. He pushed himself to his hands and
knees while scanning the area for Adam Burke. It didn't come as a surprise to
Rick that the man was long gone. Rick then turned to find
his sibling still lying on his stomach.
Rick crouched by his brother’s side. "A.J., you okay?"
A.J. groaned as he slowly
rolled over while clutching his ribs.
“Yeah...yeah, I’m okay.”
"I
didn't break one of your ribs, did I?"
“No...no.
I’m fine.”
"Are you sure?"
A.J.
grimaced and nodded. "Yeah, I'm sure."
"Okay. Then are you
ready to get up before the old lady that's starin' at us out her living room
window calls the cops?"
A.J.
cocked his head enough to see an elderly lady was giving the Simon brothers the
evil eye from behind the safety of a bay window. Not wanting any further
trouble, A.J. used his palms to push himself to a sitting position. Without
asking, Rick grasped his brother beneath the left armpit and pulled A.J. to his
feet.
Rick tightened his hold to
keep them both from falling again as A.J. 's left leg went out from underneath
him like limp spaghetti.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing,"
A.J. answered, trying once again to put weight on the leg.
Rick
kept a firm grip on A.J.’s arm.
"Are you sure you didn't hurt it when you fell?"
A.J.
didn’t to reveal to Rick that he fell in the first place because of the leg -
because it had suddenly felt as loose and flexible as a piece of worn-out
elastic.
"No,
I didn't hurt it. It's fine."
To emphasize that fact, A.J. pulled away from
Rick once he was certain that he wasn't going to all again.
“Wasn't
that the same leg you were limpin’ on an hour ago?"
A.J.
hesitated before admitting, "Yes."
"What's the problem
with it?"
"I...I hurt it running
a few weeks ago. Twisted the knee, or pulled a muscle, or something. Don't
worry about it."
"Maybe you should make an appointment with Joel and have
him look at it."
"It's fine," A.J.
replied. "Come on, let's go before Tokyo Rose in there sends out an all
points bulletin to the neighborhood watch brigade. Besides which, we
need to hunt down the jockey who runs almost as fast as the horses he rides."
Rick
followed behind his brother and took note that A.J. had a hand pressed to the
small of his back.
"Forget
him,” Rick dismissed. “We'll catch up with him tomorrow."
The
hand dropped as A.J. turned. "I don't want to forget him, Rick. We're only
being paid a hundred bucks to deliver this stupid thing. I don't want it to
turn into a two
day job."
"Okay,
have it your way," Rick conceded after he was satisfied that A.J. was
walking normally again, and showing no ill effects from the recent fall.
Within minutes the incident was pushed to the
back of Rick's mind as he was forced to increase his pace in order to keep up
with his brother. When A.J. spotted Adam Burke bent over and catching his
breath on the next block, he took off running.
The jockey didn’t have the energy to flee the
detectives this time. He held out his
hand and accepted the subpoena with an air of resignation.
A.J. patted the man on the arm. “Have a nice
day.” He turned and joined his brother
on the sidewalk, the two detectives jogging the rest of the way to the Camaro.
_________________________
At
eleven o'clock on Saturday morning, A.J. was in his mother's kitchen. The
detective had removed his tennis shoes and was standing with one foot resting
on the Formica counter top by the edge of the sink, while the other foot rested
on the top step of a four step utility ladder.
The light over Cecilia's sink had stopped
working one evening several weeks earlier. At first the woman had thought that
the bulb had burned out, so using the same ladder A.J. was now standing on, she
changed it. When she flipped on the light switch and still had no light,
however, Cecilia knew there was more wrong than she could fix. Thus, the reason
A.J. was helping her today.
A.J. had already been to the basement and
shut off the electricity to this part of the house. His mother stood on the
floor by his side, handing up items from the toolbox as he requested them.
"I'm
sorry I didn't get over here sooner, Mom. How long ago did you say it quit working?"
"Oh,
about three weeks ago."
"You
should have reminded me or Rick that you needed one of us to take a look at it.
I forgot all about it after you left the office that day. The only reason I
thought of it was because the light bulb over my sink at home burned out on
Thursday night."
"Don't
worry about it, honey," Cecilia assured. "If it had been that
important I would have called you or your brother. I was planning to stop by
the office on Monday just to remind both of you that I still needed help. I
figured if I offered to feed Rick, I'd get him here sooner or later."
A.J. chuckled as he studied the wires he held
in his left hand. “That usually works.”
"Mom, hand me the pliers, please."
A.J. held his right hand down toward Cecilia. "No, not those. The needle
nose ones with the yellow handle."
A.J.
and his mother carried on a continuous stream of conversation while he worked.
The only time that pattern was broken was when A.J. would ask for a tool and
Cecilia would hand it to him.
The yellow ruffled curtains that hung at the
open kitchen window over the sink once again billowed around A.J.'s legs with
the summer breeze.
“Do you need me to take those curtains down?”
"No, they're okay." A.J. studied
the problem at hand. "I'm almost done here anyway. Within a couple of minutes
you should have a working light again. Can you hand me the small, straight head
screwdriver?"
"Sure can," Cecilia replied, her
head already bent over the toolbox that was sitting on the counter in front of
her.
The woman had no idea what was happening when
the ladder pushed against her leg. She looked up o see A.J. toppling backwards
off the countertop.
Cecilia's youngest landed with a heavy,
‘Thud!’ on the hardwood floor, while the ladder hit the stove with three
successive clatters on its way down.
"A.J.!"
A.J. was sprawled on his
back, his blue eyes wide open with surprise, shock, and pain.
Cecilia
knelt by her son. "A.J., are you
all right?"
It took A.J. a few seconds before he managed
to get out, "Yeah... yeah, I'm okay, Mom." To prove that point A.J.
began pushing himself to a sitting position.
Cecilia stopped that action with a firm hand
to the center of A.J.'s chest.
"Don't you move," she ordered. "I want you to lie
there until we know nothing's broken. I’m going to call for an ambulance."
"Mom, nothing's broken," A.
J. said with a hint of exasperation. "And don't call for an
ambulance. There's nothing wrong with me."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure,"
A.J. reiterated from his position on the floor, then teased lightly, "All that's
being accomplished by me lying here like this, is that the
headache I have is getting worse."
"What do you mean?"
A.J. turned his head slightly while reaching
up to finger a tender lump on the back
of his skull. "You've got me lying on a rather painful
bump."
Cecilia helped her son to a sitting position,
then urged him to turn so he could lean back against the kitchen cabinets.
"Let me see that," she ordered while gently, but firmly pushing
A.J.'s head forward.
With
his chin tucked into his neck, A.J. protested, "Mom, it's okay."
Cecilia
parted the thick blond hair on the back of her son's head and
probed the discolored lump. “I’ll be the judge of that.”
"Ow!"
Cecilia rose, heading for the refrigerator.
"I'll make an ice pack for that."
A.J. began to rise, too,
only to be told, "You stay put."
"Can
I at least sit in a chair?"
"All
right," Cecilia consented as she got an ice pack out
of a drawer, and then began filling it with ice cubes from the freezer. Because
her back was to him, Cecilia didn't notice A.J. lean on
the counter top for a moment while he waited to see if his
numb legs would hold him up.
By the time Cecilia turned around to make
sure her son could get to a chair by himself, A.J. was already seated.
"Hey, that's cold!" the blond
cried when the ice pack was held against
the back of his head.
"It's supposed to be cold, A.J.,"
Cecilia stated dryly.
The detective reached up to hold the pack in
place for himself. "Mom, this isn't necessary. It's just a little
bump."
"A big bump,"
Cecilia corrected as she took a seat next to her son.
"Whatever.
It's not necessary. I'm fine. I already told you that."
"Just sit here for a
few minutes with that ice - if not for yourself, then for your mother's peace
of mind."
A.J.
couldn't protest that request, especially when he recalled
the look of fear that had been on his
mother's face when she had first knelt beside him after the fall.
"All right, I'll sit
here for a few minutes. Then we're going to finish that light."
"No,
that’s not necessary. It can wait for another day."
A.J. held his ground. "Mom, I'm fine. Really.
I'm almost done with the light. I might as well finish it while I’m here.”
Cecilia had no doubt this was one round she
wasn't going to win. Changing the subject before their disagreement went any
further, she asked, "How'd you fall?"
"I... my foot slipped, I think. The one
I had on the counter top. I think I...moved or something to get at that bad
wire, and my sock slipped on the edge there between the counter top and the
stainless steel lip of the sink."
Cecilia accepted this explanation without
further question. Twenty minutes and two aspirin later, A.J. was finishing up
the project he had been working on prior to the fall. Cecilia stood
close to her son the entire time, holding firmly to the
ladder while never taking her eyes off A.J. until he climbed down for good.
Before A.J. went home that day, Cecilia once
again had a working light above her sink. She talked her son into having lunch
with her, so the two shared fruit salad, ham sandwiches, cookies, and lemonade
out on the patio.
A.J. left shortly after that, though not
before assuring his mother one last time that he was fine.
Cecilia kissed her son on the cheek, thanked
him for his help, and watched him drive off in his Camaro. When A.J.'s car was
out of sight, Cecilia went back into her house. She pulled a notebook and
pencil out of a kitchen drawer, sat at the table, and began making a list of
things she needed to do for the upcoming San Diego Women's Club Ball.
_________________________
Cecilia
looked up from her list thirty minutes later upon hearing an insistent ‘rap,
rap, rap,’ on the kitchen storm door.
The woman greeted her oldest with a smile
while walking over to unlatch the door.
“Hi, honey.”
"Hi, Mom," Rick responded as he
entered the kitchen.
"To what do I owe this unexpected
pleasure?"
Rick bent, kissing his mother's cheek.
"Oh, just my desire to gaze upon a beautiful woman...and get her new
recipe for spaghetti sauce."
"Hot date tonight, dear?" Cecilia
asked knowingly as she walked over to pour two cups of coffee.
Rick followed his mother, accepted the cup
she handed him with a "Thanks," then leaned against the counter while
sipping at the hot liquid. When Rick spoke again, it was in answer to his
mother’s question.
"Yeah, Nancy's comin' over. And you know
what they say about women and Italian food."
Cecilia feigned innocence.
"No, I don't. What is it they say?"
"Well, uh, well...you know, Mom, Italian
food's supposed to be romantic. It's...uh...supposed to set
the mood."
"The mood for what?"
"Well...uh...well--"
Cecilia laughed at her son, who was blushing
like a sixteen year old. "Never mind, Rick. I get the picture."
Cecilia opened a cabinet and pulled out
her recipe box. She flipped through the index cards it contained until she’d
found the one she wanted.
"I'm glad I tried this recipe on you
boys last week. I found it in the food section of the paper some time
ago."
"It was great. Even A. J. raved about it
the next day at work."
"Well then, we know a recipe is a hit if
A. J. raves about it."
Thinking of how finicky his brother could be,
especially when it came to food, Rick agreed. "That's for sure. That's how
I know it's worth tryin’ out on Nancy tonight. "
Rick
took notice of the red toolbox that was still sitting on the counter top. He
gestured toward the box with his right index finger.
"Do
you have a problem you need help with, Mom?"
Cecilia glanced in the direction Rick was
pointing. "Oh...no. I guess I got
so busy on my Women's Club project that I forgot to put that away."
"What were you using it for?"
"A.J. stopped by this morning to fix the
light above my sink." Cecilia handed Rick the requested recipe card, then
turned to put the box it had come out of back in the cabinet.
“Sorry. I forgot all about your light."
"As I told your brother this morning,
Rick, don't worry about it. If it was that important, I would have been nagging
one of you boys to stop by here."
Rick
took another drink of coffee, then asked, "So what was
the problem?"
"A faulty wire. "
"And A.J. got it fixed for you?"
"Yes, he said there wasn't much to it.
With the exception of the time we took out when he fell, he probably had it
done in all of thirty minutes."
"Whoa.
Wait a minute.” Rick set his coffee cup on the counter. “Back up. What do you
mean, when he fell?"
Cecilia's muffled answer came from within the
kitchen utility closet where she was putting the toolbox back on a shelf.
"He fell off the counter top while he was fixing the light."
"Did he hurt himself?"
"No, not really. He gave his
head a good whack against
the kitchen floor, but other than a slight
headache, which two aspirin cured, he was fine. To be honest with you, the
whole thing scared me more than it did him."
"I
can imagine," Rick sympathized. "How did it happen? I mean, how did
he fall?"
Cecilia
shut the door to the closet, and then crossed to the table and sat
down. "He had one foot one the counter top there by the sink, and the
other one on the top step of my utility ladder. He had taken his shoes off
before getting on the counter, so I assume his sock slipped on the
Formica."
With suspicion in his tone,
Rick asked, "Did you see it happen?"
"Well...no,
no, I didn't. My head was down. I was looking through the toolbox trying to
find a screwdriver for A.J. Why?"
"Then how do you know
he slipped?"
"Because
he told me that's what happened. Rick, what's wrong? What's going on?"
"Mom,
was A. J. limping when he was here today?"
"Not
that I noticed. I'm sure he wasn't. Why?"
"Well,
on Thursday I noticed that he was limping pretty badly on his left leg. Not all
day or anything, just for a while. Then later, when we went to serve a
subpoena, the guy took off on us so we had to chase him. A.J. almost had the
guy when he fell."
"A.J.?"
Cecilia asked for clarification.
"Yeah. He fell face down into some
lady's front lawn. I ended up falling on top of him."
"Did he trip over something?"
"No,
not that I saw, or that he mentioned. Then when I helped A.J. get to his feet,
his left leg went out from underneath him. If I hadn't been hangin' on to his
arm, he woulda' fallen again."
"Did
he say why that happened?"
“He
said he thought he twisted his knee, or maybe pulled a muscle, when he was
running a few weeks back."
Cecilia's
concern receded considerably at Rick's explanation.
"Oh,
well then he should have Joel looked at it if it's giving him trouble. But I
don't think that's what happened today, honey. I think A.J. just slipped like
he said. He wasn't favoring his leg at all, and he didn't say anything to me
about it bothering him."
After
a moment of further thought, Rick agreed, "Yeah, you're
probably right. If the leg had been bothering him, or had caused the fall, you
would have noticed it."
The last thing that was said concerning the
subject was Cecilia's, "If your brother complains about
that leg again, or favors it in any way, you tell him to make a
doctor's appointment."
Rick
chuckled at that order. "Mom, you should know by now that nobody tells
A.J. Simon to do something he doesn't want to."
Cecilia
reluctantly agreed. "He's just like your father in that respect. But
‘nobody’ has ever included Andrew's mother, so you can tell him for me that if he
continues to be bothered by that leg and doesn't go see Joel, I will
personally haul him there by his ear."
Rick chuckled again as he bent and kissed his
mother goodbye.
"That may be the only way he'll go, Mom.
You're too tough for both of us. Thanks for the recipe."
"You're welcome. Have a fun night."
Rick waggled his eyebrows. "I hope
to," he smiled evilly, then with a final goodbye walked out the door.
Only
minutes after Rick's departure, Cecilia was engrossed once again in the papers
she had spread across her kitchen table. The conversation she had just had with
her eldest regarding A.J.’s recent tumbles receded to the back of her mind.
_________________________
The persistent ringing of the telephone woke Rick out of a sound sleep early on Sunday morning. The detective's brain was shrouded with fatigue as he rolled on his side to pick up the phone. With that motion, Rick took note that the clock on the bedside table read one twenty-two a.m.
This better not be a wrong
number, and it better be important.
“Lo?”
"Hi, Rick?”
“Yeah.”
“This is Dianna. I'm really sorry to bother
you at this hour
but--"
For as tired as he was, the oddity of this
phone call registered immediately with the balding man. A.J.'s girlfriend
didn't normally call Rick - and especially not in the middle of the night.
"Dianna, what's wrong?” Rick raised
himself on his right elbow. “What's happened to A.--"
“Nothing's
happened, Rick,” Dianna assured the upset man.
“Well, at least I don't think anything's happened."
By this time the buxom brunette who was
sharing Rick's bed was awake. As she sat up inquiring, "Rick?" he
silenced her with a wave of his hand.
Rick returned his attention to the phone.
"Whatta ya’ mean you don't think anything's wrong? What's goin’ on,
Di?"
"Now that I've got you on the line I
feel silly," the woman apologized. "A.J. will probably kill me for
doing this, but...well, I think it's important that you stop by his place in
the morning just to make sure he's okay."
"What
do you mean?" Rick asked again. "What's happened?"
"A.J. and I went
to a play tonight, and then had a late supper. We were walking
out of the restaurant about an hour or so ago, headed for A.J.'s car,
when he fell."
"Fell? Did he trip over something?"
"No. It was like his legs just went out
from underneath him. That's the only way I can describe it, Rick. He tried to
get back up, but he couldn't. I wanted to go get someone from the restaurant to
help him, but A.J. wouldn't let me."
"That figures," Rick commented more
to himself than to the woman on the other end of the phone. "How
did he get back up?"
"After a couple of minutes had passed,
he was finally able to stand with my help. I don't
know exactly what was going on, Rick, but I could tell that A.J. was feeling
pain from somewhere every time he tried to push himself to his feet. Each time
he tried to use his hands to push his weight up, he'd grimace. When I
asked him if he was hurting, he just kept saying, no, that he was okay. But I
know he was lying to me."
Rick was assimilating all that Dianna had
just told him as he said, "Thanks for calling,
darlin’. I'll head over to his house right now."
The relief that Dianna felt at those words
was evident in her voice. "Thank you, Rick.
I tried to get A.J. to stay at my place tonight, or get him
to let me stay at his, but you know
how A.J. can be when his pride is at stake. I'm just concerned that if he falls
again tonight and he's alone, he won't be able to get back
up."
"You did the right thing, Di," Rick
assured. "I appreciate the call."
"I probably wouldn't
have called you, if it weren't for the other times this has
happened recently."
“Other times? What other times?"
"A.J. hasn't told you?"
Rick sighed with disgust and worry. "No,
he hasn't said a damn thing about it. How many other times has this happened
that you know of?"
"Two. A couple
of weeks ago at my house, A.J.’s left leg seemed to go out from underneath him
while he was helping me make supper. If he hadn't grabbed on to the
counter top he would have ended up on the floor. Then last Monday
night when I was at his house, he fell down the stairs. When I asked him what had
happened, he said he tripped. But now I doubt that was the truth. And now that
I think back, Rick, it was three
weeks ago that A.J. and I went to the outdoor art
exhibit at the beach. He was limping that day, and before we
were halfway through he could hardly walk on his left leg. We had to stop and
sit down for a while.”
"Did he tell you what was wrong?"
"He just said his leg was asleep."
"All right. Thanks, Di. Like I said, I'm
gonna head over to his place right now."
"I suppose if he's asleep he'll be
pretty mad at both of us," Dianna said with a note of dry humor.
"Don't worry about it, sweetheart. I'll
smooth things over with him. There's nothing wrong with the people who care
about A.J. bein' concerned for his health - whether he likes it or not."
Rick chuckled as he added, "Besides, I've had lots of practice at getting’
in and out of my brother's house in the middle of the night without wakin’
him."
It was Dianna's turn to chuckle. "So
I've heard, Rick. So I've heard."
The two hung up with a final, "Thanks, nswer’,”
from Rick, and his promise that he would call Dianna later in the day to let
her know what had transpired.
Rick’s steady girlfriend of one year asked
with concern, “What was that all about? What did Dianna want? What’s this about
A.J. having fallen? Is he okay?”
Rick smiled at the woman’s rapid-fire
questions, appreciating her worry for his brother. For now, he said simply,
“I’ll explain later. It’s kind of a long story.”
Rick turned the bedside lamp on and
stood. He rummaged through his closet
for jeans and a shirt.
“I’m gonna go over to A.J.’s for a while. I
should be back in a couple of hours, if not sooner.”
Nancy nodded her consent. “If you need me for
any reason, call.”
Rick smiled as he finished dressing, then
leaned on the bed and gave the woman a long, meaningful kiss. “What I need you
for can’t be done over the phone.”
“If I didn’t know you better, Richard Simon,
I’d think you were a sexist pig,” Nancy teased.
“I’ve been accused of that a time or two,”
Rick admitted with a laugh as he tucked his shirttails in his pants.
Nancy lay back down, curling into a
comfortable ball underneath the sheet and light blanket. She yawned while
saying, “Drive carefully.”
“I will,” Rick promised as he switched off
the bedside lamp before exiting the room.
Rick wasn’t able to get out of his home
without his golden retriever awakening at all the commotion. As the dog danced
around Rick’s feet barking, the detective admonished, “Quiet, Rex. You’ll wake
the whole marina.”
When the dog ran to the sliding doors, Rick
knew he had no choice but to take him along. Rex had gotten too used to being
included on late night stakeouts.
“Okay, come on then,” Rick invited, opening
the door and allowing the dog to run out.
Rick grabbed his cowboy hat from the rack in
the corner and put it on. He stepped onto the deck, and then slid the door shut
behind him. He pulled on it twice to
make sure it had locked securely before following his dog to the parking lot.
_________________________
A.J.
was soaking in his whirlpool tub with his eyes closed. His head rested wearily
against the fiberglass lip where the tub met the raised tile ledge that was
built around it.
A.J.’s eyes flew open when a large, slobbery
tongue licked the right side of his face.
“Ah!” the blond yelped as water
splashed from the tub at his startled movement. A.J.’s heart was still racing when he caught sight of Rex, and
then of Rick, who was leaning against the bathroom
doorway.
“Rick! What are you doing here? You scared
the hell out of—“
Rick
was too busy laughing at what had just transpired to pay any attention to
A.J.’s outrage.
“Stop laughing,” A. J. ordered as his brother
came to sit on the navy and white checkerboard patterned ledge.
Seeing that they were going to be here a
while prompted Rex to settle in the middle of the bathroom carpet. He curled
into a ball and closed his eyes. From A.J.’s vantage point, he too discerned
that Rick and his dog seemed intent on paying him a prolonged visit.
“Rick, I repeat, what are you doing here?”
Rick quit laughing. Without further ceremony,
he replied with, “Dianna called.”
“Oh, great,” A. J. muttered.
“Now don’t go gettin’ mad at Di, A.J. She’s
just worried, that’s all.”
“She doesn’t need to be.”
Rick raised a skeptical eyebrow. “She
doesn’t? Then how come you’re soakin’ in this tub at two in the morning?”
“Because it’s my tub and I want to.”
“Oh, geez, you can do better than that.”
“Rick...” A.J.’s tone left no doubt of the
warning behind it. A warning Rick chose to
ignore.
“A.J., you’re so tired that your eyes are
bloodshot, which leads me to believe that you’d rather be sleepin’ instead of
doin’ what you’re doin.’ Not to mention the fact that you never heard me and
Rex come in. And you’ve got those jets goin’ full blast. It looks like a tidal
wave in there.”
When A.J. chose not to answer his brother,
but instead stared at the bubbling water that surrounded him, Rick came right
to the point.
“What’s goin’ on, A.J.?”
Still no answer.
“Look,
I know about the times you’ve fallen when Dianna’s been around, and I know you
fell today at Mom’s, and—”
A.J.
glared at his brother. “You and Mom been comparing notes?”
“I
don’t like you when you’re over-tired,” came Rick’s candid response in
reference to A.J.’s sarcastic tone. “And no, Mom and I haven’t been comparing
notes. I stopped by her house this afternoon and she mentioned that you had
been there earlier fixing her light. That’s when she said something about you
having fallen.”
When
A.J. chose not to respond once again, Rick began
to lose his temper. “Look, A.J., I didn’t haul my butt outta bed at one-thirty
in the morning just to come over here and watch your skin wrinkle. Believe me,
I had a better offer at home. “
A.J.
couldn’t help but smile. “Nancy?”
“Yeah
Nancy, but that’s beside the point. I wanna know what’s goin’ on
with that leg of yours, and I wanna know how long it’s been goin’ on. And you’d
better start talking, ‘cause I’m tired, and rapidly losing my normally pleasant
nature.”
A.J.
knew the time
had come for the truth whether he wanted to face it or not,
or whether he wanted to share it with Rick or not. No longer were the excuses,
“I tripped,” or “I slipped,” or “I pulled a muscle running,” going to fool his
brother...or himself. After a long pause, the blond man confessed hesitantly,
“It’s not just my left leg anymore...it’s...it’s both legs now.”
Rick
accepted that news with a calmness he didn’t feel inside. “What’s happening?”
A.J.
leaned his head back against the tub once again so he was looking up at his
seated brother...or at the ceiling, depending on where he chose to focus his
eyes. At this point he chose the ceiling.
“Without
any warning, I suddenly get that pins and needles feeling
you associate with your legs going to sleep. Then they feel weak, and numb,
then just...go out from underneath me, before I realize
it’s going to happen.”
“How long has this been going on?”
A.J.
knew what Rick’s reaction would be to his answer, so hesitated before
finally admitting, “About two months.”
“Two
months! A.J., damn it—”
A.J.
attempted to pacify his brother. “I didn’t think too much of it when it first
started. I really did think I’d pulled a muscle or something.
At first it wasn’t causing me to fall or anything, and it was just my left leg.
It’s only been in the last couple of days that it’s started in both legs.”
“How
many other times have you fallen that I don’t know about?” Rick probed.
Um...the
other day, Tuesday, at the office when you were gone mailing that package. Then
once or twice here at the house this week.”
“A.J., you gotta go see a doctor whether you
want to or not. Something’s not right here.”
Rick was surprised to hear his brother so
readily agree.
“I know. I’ll call for an appointment on Monday.”
“First thing?”
“Yes, first thing.” A.J. stopped there for a moment, then went
on to reveal, “It’s starting in my arms and hands, too.”
“What?”
“This
morning when I was lifting weights my arms suddenly felt tingly, then went
numb. I could feel it in my shoulders as well. At the same time I got this
shooting pain from my back to my arms.”
“Did
the pain happen again tonight when you were with Di? When you fell, I mean? She said something to me about it.”
“Yes.
Every time I tried to push myself up off the ground with my
hands, I’d get a sharp pain shooting up my spine.”
Rick
did an excellent job of hiding the worry his brother’s confession evoked. All
he said for the time being was, “You make that doctor’s appointment on Monday
before you do anything else.”
“I
will.”
“Good.
Now get outta that tub and get to bed,” Rick ordered while standing and retrieving
a large navy blue bath towel that A.J. had draped on the ledge.
A.J.
resented being ordered to bed as if he were six years old, and didn’t hesitate
to share that fact with his brother.
“I’m
not ready to get out of this tub. The tub I paid for. The tub in my
house. The house I pay the mortgage on. You
just go on and go home.”
“A.J.,
I ain’t goin’ home until I know you’ve gotten out of this tub
safely.”
“Rick!”
Rick’s
voice rose a decibel or two.
“Look,
that tub’s deep, it’s slippery, and you’ve been fallin’ without warning for two
weeks now. I’m not goin’ home until you get out of there, but I’ll warn ya’,
I’m tired and I’m more than ready to call it a night, so get out, or I’ll help
you out.”
There
was no mistaking the fact that Rick was not making an idle threat.
“Oh,
for God’s sake,” A. J. mumbled as he rose, angrily snatched
the towel from Rick’s hand, and wrapped it firmly around his hips. “Once in a
while I’d like to soak naked in my own tub without you coming along at the
oddest times just to make conversation. I thought when you moved to the marina
I’d finally have my privacy back, but no, who comes waltzing into my bathroom
at all hours of the day or night like he owns the place. And brings his dog
along besides. Gee, Rick, I’m surprised you didn’t bring Nancy, too. I’m sure
she would have enjoyed the show.”
Rick
had to hide the smile of amusement at this typical A.J. Simon
not-so-serious ranting and raving session. “Ah, if Nancy woulda’ seen you
naked, A.J., it woulda’ only served to prove to her that she got the better
Simon brother.”
A.J. shot his brother a dirty look while
brushing aside the hand Rick offered him in an effort to help him out of the
tub. Once he was on solid ground the blond grumbled, “Are you happy now?”
“Yes, I’m happy. Thank you.”
A.J.
padded into his bedroom, opened a dresser drawer and pulled out a pair of pajama
bottoms. “You can go now, unless you’re planning on tucking me in.”
“Nope, wasn’t plannin’ on doing that. See,
you shoulda’ let Dianna come home with you tonight, then you wouldn’t have had
to put up with me.”
“Good point,” A. J. agreed.
Satisfied
that A.J. was on his way to bed, Rick called for his dog. “Come on, Rex.
Let’s go,” then to his brother said, “I’ll stop by sometime later this
morning, maybe around eleven or so.”
From where he stood pulling the bedcovers
back, A.J. replied, “Rick, you don’t have to do that.”
All Rick said in return was to repeat firmly,
“I’ll stop by sometime later this morning.”
Knowing there was no use to argue, A.J. said
no more.
“Good night,” Rick tossed over his shoulder
as he headed out of the bedroom doorway.
“Good
night,” A.J. returned, then added after a moment, “Thanks, Rick. For stopping
by and everything, even if you did ruin a perfectly good soak.”
A.J. heard Rick’s soft chuckle from the
stairway. “You’re welcome,” was all Rick said in return.
The
kitchen door was shut and locked by Rick, then A.J. heard his brother’s truck
engine come to life.
The blond man remained awake a long time that
night. He stared up at the ceiling with a multitude of troubling thoughts
running through his head.
Unbeknownst to A.J., his older brother was
plagued by insomnia too, and by troubling thoughts, as Rick lay awake in his
bed on the houseboat.
_________________________
Promptly at nine o’clock on
Monday morning, with Rick listening from where he sat at his own desk, A.J.
made the promised phone call to their physician.
A.J.’s appointment was
scheduled for ten a.m. on Thursday morning. In between Monday and Thursday,
A.J. fell two more times. One time Rick was aware of because
it happened at the office, and one time he wasn’t aware of because it
happened at home and A.J. chose not to mention it to his brother.
By
noon on Thursday, Rick Simon was glancing at the office clock every five
minutes as he waited for A.J. to return from his doctor’s visit. When the phone
rang at one o’clock, Rick snared it on the first ring. “Simon and Si—”
“Rick, it’s me,” A.J.’s voice interrupted.
“Where are you?”
“I’m at a neurologist’s office across town. As
soon as
he can squeeze me in, I’ll be seeing him.”
“A neurologist? Why? What happened? What did
Joel say?”
Joel was Doctor Joel Lankey, the physician
Rick and A.J. had begun using six years earlier when their family doctor of
many years had retired. They had known Doctor Lankey prior to becoming his
patients because they had done a variety of work for the large clinic he was a
part of, which accounted for why they were on a first name basis with him.
When A.J. hesitated in answering, Rick
repeated, “What did he say, A.J.?”
“He...he didn’t really say anything, except
that he felt I needed to see a specialist, and that he felt it was urgent. He
made a call to this doctor I’m waiting to see, and made arrangements for me to
get in as soon as possible.”
“Where are you? I’ll come over there and wait
with you. “
“No, Rick. No...don’t. I’m forty-five minutes
away from the office, and with the construction that’s going on downtown it
will take you over an hour to get here. Besides, Cheryl Kratz is due at the
office at two-thirty, remember? One of us has to be there to go over her case
with her.”
“It’s not that important. I can get a hold of
her by phone and cancel, or put a note on the door if I have to. I’ll leave in
just a few minutes.”
“Rick, don’t...please. I don’t want you to. I
might even be done by the time you get here. Besides which, Cheryl is paying us
good money. I don’t want to risk getting her mad, and then find out she hired
another detective agency.”
A.J. didn’t go on to say what he was also
thinking - that if he had a serious medical problem, they were going to need
Cheryl’s money more than they might imagine at the present time.
Rick reluctantly respected A.J.’s wishes. “All
right, if that’s the way you want it. But I’ll be waitin’ here for you. If
anything changes...if the guy wants you in the hospital or something, or if you
just want me there, call.”
“I will,” A.J. promised.
“Okay, take care,” Rick responded for lack of
knowing what else to say.
“I will,” A.J. promised again. Then added,
“Don’t worry,” right before hanging up.
_________________________
Rick
waited at the office until six for his brother to return. At five forty-five he
had called his mother to inquire if A.J. was at her home.
When Cecilia replied, “No, he’s not,” then
chuckled and asked, “What’s the matter, honey, did you lose your brother?” Rick
knew A.J. had not yet told her of all that had transpired since Saturday
evening. Because of that, Rick didn’t spill the beans either.
“Yeah, Mom, I guess I kinda did. He was
runnin’ some errands this afternoon and I’m waitin’ for him to get back so we
can discuss a case. He must have gotten tied up with Abby or something. Thanks
anyway.”
“You’re welcome. If he stops by here I’ll
tell him you
called.”
“Uh...yeah, do that please. I’ll be leavin’ the office in a few
minutes, so have him give me a call at home.”
“Okay, I will. Goodbye.”
“Bye, Mom.”
Rick then tried calling Doctor Lankey’s
office. Given the time of day, it didn’t surprise Rick when a recorded voice
gave him the number of Joel’s answering service and advised him to call if this
was an emergency. Rick hung up the phone while kicking himself mentally for not
having gotten from A.J. the name of the neurologist he had been waiting to see.
Not knowing what else to do, Rick left a note on A.J.’s desk instructing his
brother to call him at home, then locked up and left the office.
On a whim, Rick stopped by his brother’s
house on his way home. Even though there was no sign of life around it, no car
in the driveway or welcoming light shining from the kitchen, he knocked on the
door several times anyway. When there was no answer, Rick returned to his truck
and headed for the marina.
Rick left three messages on his brother’s
answering machine between seven and nine, and then when he hadn’t heard from
A.J. by ten, decided to head out in his truck once again. Although he had no
idea where to start looking, Rick decided to run by A.J.’s house first. This time
there was a welcoming light coming from the kitchen, as well as one coming from
the den.
Rick knocked, then heard a quiet, “Come in,
Rick.”
A.J.
was seated on the couch in the den with his feet propped up on the coffee
table. No longer was he attired in dress slacks, white shirt, and a tie, but
had evidently been home long enough to change into blue jeans and a burgundy
pullover shirt.
“How come you didn’t return my calls?” was
the first thing Rick asked as he sat in a chair next to the couch, while at the
same time throwing his cowboy hat on the floor beside him.
“I was going to in a few
minutes.”
Rick
was already getting a feeling that something was wrong. A.J. sat staring
straight ahead into the dining room with a starkness about his eyes that spoke
of both fear and shock.
“How
long have you been home?”
“About
a half hour or so, I suppose.”
“You were at the doctor’s office all that
time?”
“No. I was...I was done there around four.”
“Why didn’t you come back to the office then?
You said you were goin’ to.
I told you I’d be waiting.”
A.J. still wouldn’t look at his brother.
“I...I know. I’m sorry. I went for a drive and lost track of the time.”
It
was become increasingly obvious to Rick that A.J. was upset about something.
Gently, he asked, “What is it, A.J.? What’d the guy tell you?”
A.J. moved to rest his forehead against his
left hand. With his head bowed, and shading his eyes from Rick’s view, A.J.
finally answered with, “He’s...he’s not sure. I mean I...I have to go for some
tests at the hospital, but he thinks it could be...” A.J. faltered, then
regained his composure. “He’s seen a lot of cases similar to mine and he thinks
it’s...that it’s a strong possibility that it’s either...that it’s...that it
could be either...that it’s—“
A.J.
couldn’t seem to go on from there, and that scared Rick. He leaned
forward in his chair. Reaching out a hand and laying it on his brother’s knee,
he squeezed gently.
“What,
A. J.? That it’s what?”
A.J. finally looked at Rick and met his
brother’s gaze. He seemed to draw strength from that gaze as he was finally
able to say, “Either multiple sclerosis or Lou Gehrig’s disease.”
In
shock, Rick released A.J.’s knee and sank back into the chair. “Oh my Lord,” he
murmured. Never in his wildest dreams, did Rick expect to hear what he had just
been told. For one brief, strange moment, his mind flashed back to his fortune
cookie from a week earlier.
You
are soon to face a challenge.
Upon
first meeting Rick Simon, most people wouldn’t give him credit for being the
well-read, well-informed man that he was. True, his taste in literature was
nothing like his brother’s, and he rarely set foot in a library, but Rick
enjoyed a good paperback western or mystery on a rainy day. He also subscribed
to Reader’s Digest and several other periodicals because he liked the ease of
reading a complete, informative article or piece of fiction in one twenty
minute sitting. Because of those informative Reader’s Digest articles, and also
due to the extensive health section in the San Diego Sunday Journal, Rick had a
fairly good layman’s knowledge of multiple sclerosis. At least to the point
that he knew its effects could range from mild and minor, all the way to
total disablement.
That
in itself was bad enough, but at least it held some hope. Lou Gehrig’s disease,
on the other hand, scared the hell out of Rick. Like most American boys who
grew up loving baseball and worshipping its greatest players, Rick was familiar
with the disease that had forced a beloved man into retirement in the prime of
his career, and ultimately killed him several years thereafter. And not before
it had stripped the man of everything, impairing all bodily functions but
leaving his mind intact. To Rick, that was the cruelness of the disease. That its
victims were all too aware of what was happening to them, were all too aware
that each day a little more of their independence was slipping away.
Rick didn’t even want to think about how
they’d deal with such a thing...about how A.J. would deal with it, about how he
and their mother would deal with it.
Rick
cleared his throat, speaking past the tightness that suddenly constricted it.
“When do you have to go to the hospital for the tests?”
“Monday
morning. I have to be there at eight-thirty.”
“I’m
going with you.”
A.J. nodded his head in agreement rather than
arguing, which indicated to Rick how much his brother needed his support.
“Does Mom know about all of this?” Rick
asked.
“No. I don’t want her to know just yet. You
haven’t said anything to her, have you? About me going to the doctor or
anything?”
“No. I called her earlier this evening
looking for you, but I never let on as to why.”
“Good.”
Rick
wondered if A.J. was making a wise decision concerning keeping their mother in
the dark.
“A.J.,
I don’t know if we should keep something like this from Mom. I can talk to her
if you want me to. I’ll tell--”
“No,” A.J. negated firmly. “Not yet. Saturday
night is the annual Women’s Club Ball. You know how hard she’s been working to
prepare for it. It’s their biggest fundraiser of the year. I don’t want her
night to be ruined because of...all this. She asked me months ago to escort
her. I know she’s really looking forward to it. She’s so proud of the fact that
they’ve already sold more tickets to the Ball than ever before. It was her idea
to donate all the proceeds to Children’s Hospital.”
Rick nodded reluctantly, knowing A.J.’s words
were true. Knowing that this upcoming event meant a lot to their mother,
especially since she had been the Club’s president this past year. Rick knew
his mother had worked hard for the organization, and certainly deserved to bask
in some glory on Saturday night.
“Okay,
we’ll wait until after the Ball,” Rick agreed.
“No,
after the tests.”
“AJ—“
“After the tests,” A.J. reiterated. “They’ll all be done on
Monday. I’ll be there as an outpatient, so there’s no reason for her to know
anything until I have a definite answer. “
This
explanation forced Rick to agree with his brother again, but yet he had no doubt
that Cecilia Simon wouldn’t. “Okay, I’ll go along with you on this, but Heaven
help both of us when Mom finds out.”
“Don’t worry about it. When
the time comes, I’ll be the one to tell her. I’ll let her know you didn’t agree
with me, and only went along because I asked you to. She won’t like it, but
she’ll get over it.”
Rick wasn’t sure if he
should ask what was on his mind next, but decided to anyway. “Do you want me to
stay here tonight, or until Monday when we know more about what’s goin’
on?”
A.J. was far from ready to
lose his independence yet, but wasn’t angry over Rick’s question either. He was
well aware that it only came from love.
“No, I’ll be fine.”
“Okay, if you’re sure,” Rick conceded reluctantly. “Just make
sure you’re doin’ what I asked you to.”
“I am,” A. J. confirmed in
reference to the fact that Rick had insisted ever since Sunday, that A.J. carry
the portable phone with him wherever he went in the house or yard. Rick gained
some peace of mind knowing that at least if A.J. did fall, help would be only a
phone call away.
“If you change your mind
about wantin’ me here tonight, or if you just want to talk...no matter what
time it is, call me. Please.”
“I will,” A.J. promised.
Before he got up to leave, Rick leaned forward in his chair. He
rested a hand on top of A.J.’s and squeezed.
“A.J., I can’t tell you it’s all gonna be okay, because as much
as I pray it will be, I can’t promise that. I wish like hell I could, but I
can’t. No matter what happens though, I’ll be here for you.”
A.J. moved his hand so it
was clasping Rick’s. He squeezed back while saying in a choked voice, “I know.”
After a minute Rick released
A.J.’s hand and stood up. “I’d better get goin’ so you can get some rest. You
know, we don’t need to open the office tomorrow. I can go by there in the
afternoon to get the mail and check for messages. There’s not much goin’ on
so--”
“No, I don’t want to do
that. I...I need to keep busy.”
Rick decided not to argue
that point because he knew it was probably true.
“I’ll see you in the morning
then.”
A.J. followed his brother
into the kitchen. He stopped Rick’s progress toward the door by hailing him
with a quiet, “Rick.”
As
Rick turned to face his brother, A.J. pulled the older
man into a firm hug. A hug Rick reciprocated wholeheartedly
without a moment’s hesitation.
When Rick finally spoke, he said, “I can’t promise you anything
else other than I’ll be here for you, A.J. Every step of the way, I’ll be here.
Whatever this thing is, whatever you need in the way of help, I’ll be here to
see it through with you. Every day and every night if I have to be. You won’t
go through this alone, I promise you that.”
The strong love and appreciation A.J. had for his older brother
at that moment came through clearly as he increased the strength of his hug. No
words were necessary, nor could A.J. have found the right words had he been
forced to.
When the two men finally broke apart there was no embarrassment
on either of their parts for the feelings that had so openly been displayed.
With a final, “Bye,” and “Call me if you need me,” Rick walked
out into the night.
A.J. stood in the kitchen
for a long time after Rick left. Although he hadn’t mentioned it to his
brother, A.J.’s afternoon and early evening hadn’t been spent
entirely in the car. A
good portion of it had been spent at the library where he had read several of
the most recent medical findings pertaining to multiple sclerosis and
Amyotrophic Lateral Sclerosis, better known as A.L.S. or Lou Gehrig’s
Disease.
Like Rick, A.J. was left with some hope regarding M.S. Although
it could be physically devastating, many of its victims were able to lead normal lives with
periods of long remissions. Flare-ups of the disease could
be no more serious than what A.J. was presently dealing with. It would take some adjustment, but
A.J. knew he could learn to live with that.
A.L.S. was another story, however. A story that at
this point had no happy ending. A.J. knew if that was
the diagnosis he faced eventual loss of use of his limbs, impotence, bladder
and bowel control, and the ability to speak. It would be a continual downhill slide
until the disease, after taking everything else from him, finally took his life
in as little as three years time.
If that’s the diagnosis I might as well put a gun to
my head and
end it all right now. I don’t know if I can live that way. I don’t
know if I can face that. I don’t know if I can put Mom and Rick through that.
At that moment A.J. almost picked up the phone and called his
brother. Almost picked up the phone and said, “I need you. I’m scared and I
need to talk to you. I need you close by,” but he didn’t. He didn’t want to
burden Rick anymore this evening. If things didn’t go well, Rick would have
enough burdens to bear. A.J. knew his brother would bear the emotional burden
of this for the entire family. Rick would be strong for both A.J. and
their mother. He’d never let on to anyone about how much pain he
was keeping inside. Or how exhausted he was from first, the worry and stress,
and later, from the physical demands being A.J.’s caretaker would place on him.
“I can’t do that to him,” A.J. said out loud.
“Not tonight. Hopefully we won’t have to face the worst, but if we do, he’ll
have enough problems to deal with. He doesn’t need any more right
now.”
With that final thought, A.J. turned out the
lights and made his way up the stairs. He knew any sleep he got would be restless
and interrupted by troubling dreams, just like he knew the same would hold true
for Rick on this night.
_________________________
Saturday
evening promptly at six, A.J. rang the doorbell of his childhood home. His
mother must have been awaiting his arrival since it was only a matter of
seconds before a smiling Cecilia opened the door.
A.J.
stepped in to the house. He gave his mother a big dimpled smile, a kiss, and a
sincere, “Mom, you look lovely.”
For
indeed Cecilia Simon was a vision of beauty. The floor length gown she wore was
in shimmering, beaded shades of pale blue and silver. The small purse she
carried and the shoes she wore matched her dress. A discrete diamond necklace
was at Cecilia’s bare throat and matched her earrings. The necklace and
earrings had been a present from A.J.’s father many years before. Tonight,
shining in the light of the living room, the jewelry looked as though it had
been purchased for just that particular gown, for just this special occasion.
It
was at times like this that A.J. still felt great pain over his father’s
passing. The beautiful woman before him should be escorted by her husband this
evening, not her son. How proud A.J.’s father would have been of his wife. Her
petite form was still trim and athletic, her figure still feminine in all the
right places. After all, A.J. thought, how many other sixty-eight year old
women could still carry off wearing a gown with a scooped neckline and a slit
up one side that showed off a shapely calf?
“You
should have asked someone else to escort you tonight, Mom. One of your
gentleman friends, not your son,” A.J. admonished while thinking that his
mother deserved to have her beauty savored by some special man in her own age
group.
Cecilia
got on her tiptoes and kissed the cheek that smelled of aftershave.
“And
what other man could I have asked to escort me tonight who’s as handsome as my
son? You look quite dashing, sweetheart.”
A.J.
had rented a black tuxedo for the formal occasion. Gold cuff links that had
been a Christmas present from his mother sparkled from the cuffs of his white
dress shirt. A modern, but modest blue plaid bow tie and cummerbund rounded out
A.J.’s formal wear.
“Sorry
I didn’t get around to getting a haircut,” A.J. apologized. “It’s been
a...hectic week.”
“You
look fine, A.J.” Cecilia assured. “Don’t worry about it.”
A.J. helped his mother wrap a lightweight
silver shawl over her shoulders.
“Ready to go, Mrs. Simon?”
Cecilia nodded as she handed A.J. the keys to
her Mercedes. “I’m ready, son.”
A.J. crooked his left elbow and felt his
mother slip her arm through his. He
shut the door behind them before escorting Cecilia to her car.
_________________________
Thirty
minutes later, A.J. stood outside the cloakroom checking in the shawl Cecilia
had worn.
The
blond man pocketed the ticket the attendant gave him, then turned to escort his
mother into the main ballroom. The two stopped for a moment in the large foyer
with its marble floor and spiral staircase while Cecilia greeted several
people. As her visiting came to an end, Cecilia and A.J. once again resumed
their progress toward the room that lay ahead of them. The two were stopped
once more when Cecilia felt an arm join A.J.’s on her back.
“What a vision of beauty you are, madam. I
must rid you of this lowly escort and have every dance with you this evening,
my Cinderella. Please don’t tell me though, that like the real Cinderella, you
will disappear at midnight, returning to your former life as a scrub girl.
Alas, this will cause me great heartache and a lasting search in quest of my
lovely princess.”
“Rick!” Cecilia exclaimed with surprise as
she laughed at her eldest.
A.J. echoed, “Rick?” with a question plainly
evident in his tone.
“You look so handsome, honey,” Cecilia gushed
as she took in her lanky son all decked out in a black tuxedo similar in style
to A.J.’s but with a red bow tie, red suspenders, and small red silk
handkerchief in his breast pocket. “And no cowboy boots either,” Cecilia said
in reference to the black dress shoes on Rick’s feet.
Rick wiggled his toes inside the rented
shoes. “No, no boots tonight.”
“Now don’t be offended by this,” Cecilia
said, “but what are you doing here? As you’ve told me many a time, a ball isn’t
exactly your style, Rick.”
“I decided that it’s not fair that A.J.
always gets to escort our gorgeous mother to all these shindigs. And gets a
free meal besides. I wanted my turn, too.”
“Wonderful,” Cecilia smiled
as she hooked an arm with each of her sons. “I’ll be proud to be shown off on
the arms of two such handsome men.”
A.J. gave his brother a puzzled look over
their mother’s head as the two men escorted her into the ballroom. Cecilia
didn’t notice any confusion on A.J.’s part over his brother’s arrival, as
she was beaming from ear to ear because both of her sons were present this
evening.
Within a few seconds of entering the room,
Cecilia bustled off to check on the details of her evening. She left Rick and
A.J. with the promise that she’d meet them at the head table when dinner was
served.
When their mother was out of hearing range
A.J. asked, “Rick, what are you really doing here?”
“Just what I told Mom. You always get to
bring her to these things, so I figured it was about time I got a turn.”
“The
truth, Rick. I know you better than to fall for that line of bull.”
Rick grabbed several crackers with cheese off
a tray from the nearby hors d’oeuvre table. He handed half to his brother while
admitting, “If you wanna know the truth, I got to thinkin’ of what a dancing
maniac Mom is. She’ll have you out on the floor for every dance. I’m not sure
you’re up to that...your legs, I mean. I thought maybe you could use some
help.”
A.J. nodded at Rick’s words, having thought
the same thing himself. He was fairly certain that after only two or three
dances he’d be limping. What might happen after that, he hadn’t wanted to think
about. Ever since Thursday night, he’d had visions of himself sprawled flat on
his back in the middle of the dance floor, thereby ruining his mother’s evening
and embarrassing himself in the process.
A simple, “Thanks, Rick,” was all A.J. could
think to say at the moment.
“Don’t worry about it,” Rick shrugged. As he
looked around the room with its bright flower arrangements, linen table cloths
and napkins, elegantly dressed men and women, and listened while the orchestra
warmed up, Rick added, “You were right. Mom worked damn hard to put all of this
together. I want this night to be special for her - one she’ll remember for a
long time to come. Especially if on Monday we have to give her bad news. I
wanted all of us to be together tonight. I want it to be a night we’ll all remember.”
A.J. nodded fondly. Rick wasn’t often given
credit for being the sensitive, caring man he really was. Even A.J. himself
didn’t always give his big brother enough credit in that area. Not knowing what
else to say, A.J. repeated again, “Thanks, Rick.”
Rick didn’t want the occasion to get heavy
with gloom and doom, so lightened the mood by teasing, “You better thank me,
kid. This tie’s chokin’ me, the shirt’s got too much starch in it, and the damn
shoes are too tight. I don’t know why women think men look so good dressed up
in one of these damn monkey suits. I swear it’s their way of gettin’ back at us
for something or the other. Anyone who claims that men rule the world is full
of crap. If men ruled the world, you wouldn’t catch us dead in one of these
stupid things.”
A.J. chuckled at this more familiar Rick. He
put his hand on his brother’s back and urged him toward the bar. “Come on,
let’s get something to drink. And quit messing with that tie.”
Rick grumbled all the way to the bar about
his tuxedo, not stopping until he’d been mellowed out by several drinks. If
Cecilia Simon noticed that her youngest son only danced with her three times,
while her eldest kept her dance card filled the remainder of the evening, she
made no mention of it. Rick was proud of his brother, whom he discreetly kept
an eye on throughout the night. A.J. made a gallant effort to not let the
problems at hand spoil their mother’s evening. Rick’s younger brother circled
the room visiting with people, talking, laughing, and joking, as if he didn’t
have a care in the world.
By the time the evening ended at two a.m.,
all in attendance declared it a resounding success. A tired but happy Cecilia
walked to her Mercedes with an arm around the waist of each of her boys. She
kissed Rick goodbye, thanked him for coming, told him how delighted she was
that he had been there, then watched him drive off in his pickup truck. Once
they were settled in the car, Cecilia smiled across the seat at A.J.
“It was so nice of Rick to come here this
evening.”
A.J.
smiled back as he pulled out of the parking lot. “Yes, it was.”
“Did you know that he was going to be here?”
“No, I didn’t. I was just as surprised as you
were.”
“Well, I was happy to have both of my sons by
my side. It certainly made it a very special night.”
Cecilia was surprised by the show of strong
emotion when A.J. reached across the seat and took her hand and gave it a
squeeze.
With a small, warm smile he said, “I’m glad.
I’m glad you had a nice evening.”
“I did,” Cecilia confirmed while squeezing
back.
“Good,” was all A. J. said as he released his
mother’s hand and returned his attention to the road.
A.J. hoped this wasn’t the last special night
they were to have together as a family, but he hid his concerns for his health
as he drove his mother to her home in Mission Bay.
_________________________
Rick
picked his brother up at seven-thirty on Monday morning.
As the brothers drove in silence through the
puddle-laden streets of San Diego, A.J. recalled awakening on Sunday morning at
nine o’clock to pouring rain. The dark, dreary day didn’t improve A.J.’s state
of mind any, and for just a moment he had been tempted to pull the covers over
his head and hide from the world. But, that’s not how Cecilia Simon had raised
her sons to deal with their problems. So, given that, A.J. rose, made the bed,
showered, dressed, ate what breakfast his nerves would allow, then puttered
around the house for a while before settling on the couch with a new book.
Shortly before noon A.J. was brought back to
the real world by a loud ‘clang, clang, clang,’ At his kitchen door. He peered
out his window to see a soaking wet Rick pulling the string on the bell.
A.J. opened the door, saw what his brother
had in his hands, and said with a teasing grin, “I didn’t order a pizza, son.
You must have the wrong house.” A.J. then shut the door in his brother’s face.
“AaaayJaaay!”
A.J.
had reopened the door to admit a dripping Rick, a large pizza box, and a six
pack of cold beer.
“You eat lunch yet?” Rick asked while
depositing the warm box on the counter.
“No.”
“Good thing then, ‘cause it’s on me.”
“So I see,” A. J. commented
while pulling out paper plates and napkins.
“There’s
a doubleheader that starts at noon. Padres and the Phillies.
Good thing they’re playin’ in Philadelphia today.”
“Good
thing,” A.J. agreed. “I was going to turn it on in a minute.”
It didn’t take long before the brothers were
seated comfortably in front of the TV with pizza, beer, and baseball.
After
the games were over, Rick conned his brother into playing a few hands of Gin
Rummy, then insisted on treating A.J. to dinner. A.J. tried to protest that,
saying he wasn’t really hungry and that Rick had paid for lunch, but Rick
ignored his sibling while pushing him out the door.
It wasn’t until A.J. was lying in bed at ten
o’clock that evening trying to concentrate on his book, that he realized he’d
been able to have a pretty good day and forget what was awaiting him on Monday.
Which was exactly what Rick had intended, of course.
But Monday came all too soon, and at
eight-fifty A.J. was
told by a nurse, “Mr. Simon, you can come with me now.”
Rick gave his brother an encouraging clap on the back and
a promise of, “I’ll wait for you right here,” as A.J. rose from the couch they
had been sitting on, threading his way through the crowded waiting area.
As he was about to turn a corner at the end
of the corridor, A.J. glanced back at his brother, catching the expression of
worry that dominated Rick’s features. Rick quickly flashed a small smile that
said, “Hang in there,” while at the same time giving his brother the ‘thumbs
up’ sign just as A.J. disappeared from sight.
A.J. had been told that the tests he was to
undergo were neither painful nor risky, just time consuming. Before he was even
asked to change into a hospital gown, the blond man had
blood drawn several times, causing him to decide that his
doctor better reevaluate his use of the word ‘pain.’ A.J.
wasn’t sure if the young nurse’s, “You’ve got nice
veins,” was a come on or not. He simply said, “Thanks,” as he watched vial
after vial fill with dark red blood.
After the woman was through with him, A.J.
changed into the dreaded hospital gown and was led to another
room, where he was told to sit on the examining table and wait for the
technician. The sterile, cold atmosphere of the room only heightened A.J.’s
nervousness as he waited and waited and waited.
Thirty minutes later, a woman whom A.J.
judged to be in her early thirties entered the room. “Sorry to
keep you waiting, Mr. Simon. We’re running way behind this morning.”
“So I noticed,” A.J.
managed to tease.
The freckle faced woman with the short red
hair and striking green eyes smiled back at A.J. as she began pulling out the
necessary equipment. “When you see what I’m going to do to you, you’ll feel
like you’ve been waiting for the electric chair.”
A.J. had to agree. Within five minutes he was
lying flat on his back with tiny electrodes attached to his head and hands in
preparation of the Electromyogram.
“Your feet are cold,” the woman commented as
she attached the remaining electrodes to A.J.’s feet.
“This room is freezing,” he commented to the
woman he found easy to talk to, thereby diminishing some of his nervousness.
“Is it the room, or that classy little gown
we make you wear?” the technician asked with twinkling eyes.
“Both,” A.J. confirmed.
Before long the test was underway. The woman
whose name tag read Carrie was standing on the other side of the tabletop monitor
studying the strands of what looked like adding machine tape as they rolled out
of the top of the machine.
The neurologist A.J. had seen - Doctor Romani, had explained
that an Electromyogram, or EMG for short, was one method used for diagnosing
muscle weakness, nerve damage, or motor problems brought on by neuromuscular
diseases.
A.J. watched as needles with various gauges
moved back and forth, wondering what those movements meant and
if they were giving Carrie good news or bad. He
unobtrusively turned his head on the pillow, watching the woman’s face, hoping
that his detective background would give him a clue as to what she was seeing.
A.J. had no such luck, however. Carrie’s
facial expression didn’t change until she smiled and announced, “All finished,”
then began unhooking him from the equipment.
“You can wait here, Mr. Simon. Someone will
be with you shortly to take you to the floor where the MRI will be done.”
Although A.J. wanted
to grab the woman by the arm and ask, “What’d you find out? What’d the test
show?” he didn’t. Partly because he knew she wouldn’t tell him, and partly
because he wasn’t sure if she was the one who actually read the test’s results,
or simply just administered it. Therefore, all A.J. said in return was,
“Thank you,” before being left alone to sit
and wait for another seemingly endless period of time.
Forty-five minutes passed before A.J. was led
to a massive room filled with oversized equipment. The phrase ‘nuclear
medicine’ came to mind as A.J. studied the area.
At least this time A.J. wasn’t kept waiting
as he was instructed by an olive skinned petite woman with a middle eastern
accent to get on a stainless steel table which was, of course, frigid. A.J.
couldn’t help but hesitate a moment as the backs of his legs hit the cold
metal. If he hadn’t known better, he’d have thought he’d just
been asked to lie down on a bed of ice cubes. His hesitancy
rewarded him with an impatient, disapproving look from the
woman, evidently for holding her up. For just a moment A.J. thought, Lady,
you’re lucky I’m me and not my brother. By now Rick would have told you to go
to hell and marched right out of this damn room.
But A.J. was A.J., so did what he had been
instructed, ignoring the cold of the table as
best he could. At least he found some humor in daydreaming as to how Rick would
deal with this sour puss female.
In clinical tones, the woman explained to
A.J. what to expect as the table he was lying on was slid into what looked like
a small tunnel. A.J. found himself wishing for the more personable Carrie since
this technician’s attitude only served to bring his anxiety back in full force.
As
the table moved farther and farther into the cylinder, A.J. began to feel
claustrophobic. It didn’t take him long to realize what it must be like to be
entombed. A.J. closed his eyes and took deep, relaxing breaths while trying to
forget where he was.
Even
if the present technician had been friendly, it wouldn’t have mattered because
once the test was underway A.J. couldn’t hear anything that was going on around
him due to the noise the machine made. The detective knew, based on his
neurologist’s explanation, that this test was being used to measure brain waves
and images. The man had said the waves and images read differently in a person
with M.S. or Lou Gehrig’s Disease, than in a person who was free of these
afflictions.
When
the test ended and A.J. was finally brought back out into the real world, he
was told once again to wait where he was. The technician promised that someone
would be with him shortly.
A
disappointed A.J., who had thought he’d be allowed to dress and go home,
commented sarcastically after the woman had left the room, “Yeah, right.
Someone will be with me shortly. I could die in here and it would take you
people three days to find me.”
Because
he wasn’t wearing his watch, A.J. didn’t know how long he sat alone in that
room, but soon found himself growing bored with counting how many people passed
by the doorway. Just as he was beginning to wonder if any of this state-of-the-art equipment he
was surrounded with was throwing off harmful radiation that would only further
aggravate his health problems, A.J. heard his name called.
The
blond man looked up, surprised to see Joel Lankey entering through the doorway.
“What are you doing
here?” A. J. asked the man who was his age. That’s where the similarities ended
though, as Doctor Lankey was several inches shorter than A.J., stocky to the
point of being fifteen pounds overweight, and possessing a head full of unruly,
shaggy dark curls and a beard that was turning salt and pepper.
“I had rounds this morning so thought I’d stop by to see how
things are going.”
“Cold,” was all A.J. said.
Given A.J.’s attire the doctor replied, “I’ll bet,” then turned
serious. “I’m going to show you to a regular examination room several
floors down. I’ve got someone lined up to take a look at you.”
“Why?” the puzzled A.J. asked. It had been explained to him that
after the MRI he would be allowed to go home, and would be called for a
consultation with Joel as soon as the tests’ results were all in.
“All the results aren’t back yet, of course,” Joel said now.
“The blood work won’t be back for several days, but from what the specialist on
the staff here has seen of your EMG and MRI, we’re fairly certain we can rule
out both M.S. and A.L.S.”
After living with so much fear and dread for the past five days,
A.J. wasn’t going to accept false assurances.
“Are you positive?” he questioned, not allowing himself
to become too excited over what the doctor had just told him.
“Come on, A.J., don’t you know that doctors never like to
admit to not being positive?” Joel quipped.
“Yes, and detectives don’t like to make assumptions until all
the facts are in,” A.J. parleyed back.
“You’ve got me there,” Joel admitted. “To be completely honest
with you, let me say that you should keep in mind it could still be
something serious, but I wouldn’t bring you this kind of news if I
wasn’t one hundred percent sure that we can rule out those M.S. and A.L.S.”
When A.J. finally allowed
himself to feel relief, the burden he had been carrying on his shoulders in
recent days lifted considerably. For some reason, he felt as though whatever
the doctors found from here on out wouldn’t be nearly as serious as what he had
first feared.
“What is it then? What do you think is causing all of
this?” A.J. asked.
“I’m not sure. I have some suspicions, but would rather have you
looked at by an orthopedic specialist. Since I’ve got a little pull around
here, we’re going to get that accomplished yet today.”
A.J. said a heartfelt, “Thanks,” appreciating all his
doctor had done on his behalf. A.J. knew that if they weren’t personal friends,
he still wouldn’t have any answers, meaning this whole affair would drag
on several more days yet.
“I know you’ve been kept waiting quite a
while today. That’s what hospitals and the military do best - hurry up and
wait. So I’m warning you, you’ll probably have to wait a while to see
Laurie...Doctor Hanson, as well. She’s making rounds of her surgical patients
right now. If you want to follow me, I’ll take you down to the orthopedic floor
and get you settled in an exam room for the time being.”
A.J. hopped off the table while informing the
man, “If I have to wait, I’d at least like to put my pants on under this stupid
thing.”
The doctor chuckled, then replied, “We’ll
stop and get you a pair of scrub bottoms, how’s that?”
“Anything’s better than parading around in
this thing,” A.J. said as he held the back of his gown together
in preparation for his trip down the hallway.
_________________________
At
least the new room A.J. was left in was painted a tranquil blue and decorated
with pictures of ocean scenes as, well as a poster of a man
with an overly large cast that proclaimed, “Break A Leg!” A.J.
estimated he was in this room about fifteen minutes before the
door swung open.
Oddly enough, Doctor Laurie Hanson looked an
awful lot like his brother Rick.
“Hey, I like the jammies,” Rick teased.
“What are you doing here?”
“Joel came and talked to me in the waiting
room, then told me how to find you. He said I might as well come and wait with
you since it might be a while.”
“What time is it?”
Rick glanced at his watch. “Almost
one-thirty.”
“No wonder I’m hungry,” A.J.
commented. He hadn’t been allowed to have anything to eat after
midnight because of the blood tests.
“Maybe it’s not the time, as much as it’s the
fact that you’ve got a reason to have your appetite back.”
A.J. grinned.
“Joel told you, huh?”
Rick’s happy grin matched his brother’s.
“Yeah, he told me. I think we have cause to celebrate, little brother.”
A.J. attempted to quell some of
Rick’s enthusiasm.
“Don’t get your hopes up completely. I still
have to wait for the results of the blood tests to come back, and there’s
obviously still something wrong.”
“Yeah,
but I don’t think it can be anything nearly as bad as what we’ve already
faced.”
A.J. was tempted to agree, but yet didn’t want to get
too confident until he had some specific answers. He chose to reply with a
neutral, “We’ll see.”
The brothers passed another half hour making
small talk before the door opened again. Both men could see a woman in profile
talking to someone in the hall, while she held the swinging door open with one
hand.
Rick studied the woman, his eyes traveling up
long, slim, shapely legs that disappeared up a calf length, floral print full
skirt. White blond curls framed the woman’s face, falling in perfect order to
her shoulders, resting softly on the pink silk blouse she wore. The side of
Doctor Hanson’s face that Rick could see was stunning, completed
by high cheek bones, a straight nose, long blond lashes, and a flawless
complexion that was enhanced by a light dusting of makeup.
The
woman’s left hand, which rested on the door, had manicured nails polished a
light pink. Rick also noticed that hand was minus a wedding ring. He leaned
toward his brother and said quietly, “I think your fortune is about to come
true.”
“What?”
“You
will soon meet a wealthy, beautiful woman,” Rick reminded in a tone of mystery.
“Rick, behave yourself,” A.J. admonished,
horrified at how Rick might embarrass him if he took a notion to.
The
woman entered the room with her right hand outstretched toward A.J., and with
his medical chart in her left hand.
“Mr.
Simon, I’m Doctor Hanson.”
“Nice to meet you, Doctor,” A.J. replied,
while shaking the woman’s hand. “And call me A.J., please. I’ve had enough of
being Mr. Simon for one day.”
The doctor smiled at A.J.’s words, knowing that
the hospital had a strict policy that all patients be referred to as Mr., Mrs.,
or Miss, unless instructed otherwise by the patient. “Okay. A.J. it is,” the
woman agreed.
“This is my brother Rick,” A.J. introduced.
Rick and the woman shook hands as well,
exchanging pleasantries before Rick moved toward the door. “I’ll wait outside for you, A. J.”
“You can stay if you’d like, Rick,” the doctor invited. “That
is, if A.J. doesn’t mind.”
“Oh... okay, thanks,” Rick
returned upon getting A.J.’s nod of consent. Rick moved off to one side as the
examination began. Doctor Hanson first consulted the patient chart she carried,
asking A.J. in-depth questions concerning his lifestyle, exercise habits, and
past injuries.
“According to the
information Doctor Lankey has written down, and the things you’ve just told me,
I’d say you lead an extremely active lifestyle, A.J.”
“I suppose so.”
The woman chuckled. “You suppose
so? Believe me, you could put most twenty year olds to shame with this
exercise regime. Karate, boxing, hang gliding, running, weight lifting, racquet
ball, tennis. Did I leave anything out?”
“No, that about covers
it.”
“Bungee jumping,” Rick contributed from his corner of the room.
“What!” the doctor exclaimed.
“It was only once,” A.J. explained hastily while giving his
brother a dirty look. “Back in early June. It’s not something
I’m going to make a habit of.”
“Good, because I don’t even want to talk
about how detrimental that sport, and I use the term loosely, is on the joints.
The way that cord snaps a person’s body back up after the fall, puts a lot of
pressure on the spinal cord and legs. You’re asking for trouble when you engage
in something like that.”
Now that he had been properly chastised and
made to feel like a naughty eight year old, AJ had to resist the temptation to
tell on Rick. It was all he could do to keep from tattling, “Rick did it, too.
The old bald guy did it, too. Now give him a lecture.” A.J. had the good sense
to keep his mouth shut though, knowing that this woman didn’t have the time for
a Simon brother verbal free-for-all.
“Now, aside from the bungee jumping,” the
woman went on to say, “all the above mentioned exercises are great ways to stay
in good shape. But the reality is, that each and every one of them is an
orthopedist’s nightmare...or dream, depending upon how you look at it.”
“What do you mean?” A.J. asked.
“All the activities you partake in, A.J., are
bone jarring. They all put stress on the joints and back. You told Doctor
Lankey and Doctor Romani that you’ve experiences some back pain during a few of
these episodes. Am I correct about that?”
“Yes.”
“Can you describe how it felt?”
“It
was a sharp, shooting pain that started down here,”
A.J.,reached around and indicated to a spot on
his lower back. “It seemed to shoot right down my left
leg, and now, just within the past week or so, down both legs and up my arms.”
“On
a regular basis?”
“No,
mostly when I was running. Or with my arms, when I was
lifting weights.”
“All
right. That helps me quite a bit.” The doctor made a note in A.J.’s chart. “Please take off that gown
and well get down to business.”
For whatever reason, A.J. couldn’t help but
blush at that
request. He shot Rick a look that dared his brother to
open his
mouth. Although Rick’s moustache twitched a time or two, he
kept his comments to himself.
As A.J. laid the gown across a nearby chair,
he was thankful he was wearing the scrub pants.
For the next several minutes,
the physician put A.J. through the paces. Rick watched while his brother was
told to stand
and touch his toes, prop one leg at a time on the examination table
while bending his head toward his knees, and then was asked to extend his arms
straight in front of him, above his head, and out to his sides. As A.J. did
these exercises, the doctor probed his back while asking if anything hurt.
“No,” A.J. said. “Nothing hurts.”
“All right. Now lie on your stomach on the
table, please.”
When A.J. was settled on the exam table in
the position the doctor had requested, she instructed, “Lift
your arms above your head, A.J., in the exact same motion you use while lifting
weights.”
A.J.
did as he was asked. The doctor pressed a hand into the small of his back at
the same time.
“Ow!”
A.J. cried while jerking involuntarily.
“I
take it that I don’t need to ask you if that hurt?” the woman said wryly.
“No,
you sure don’t.”
A
concerned and curious Rick moved closer to the table in order to get a better
look.
“I know it hurts, A.J, but I
need to do that again. You tell me when you feel the sensations in your arms
and hands that you felt when lifting weights.”
“All right,” A. J. agreed,
steeling himself to feel the sharp pain once again.
“Relax your muscles, A.J.,”
the woman instructed. “If you tense up like that I won’t be able to feel a
thing.”
A.J.
hadn’t even realized he’d done that, so apologized, “Sorry.”
“Don’t
worry about it. It’s a normal reaction when you know someone’s going to hurt
you. I don’t blame you for it in the slightest,” the doctor said while
beginning her probe of A.J.’s back.
A.J. grimaced as he was roughly probed and
prodded. He finally gasped while saying, “Okay, now. I can feel it now.”
“Like they’re going to sleep? A tingling
sensation?”
“Yes,” A. J. grunted as the doctor pressed
her fingers into his back again.
Next the woman had A.J.
relax his arms back down at his sides, then started the whole process over
again until she produced the same results in his legs.
A.J.
grimaced again, then acknowledged in a hoarse, pain filled voice, “Yes, now. I
can feel it in both legs now. “
The
doctor removed her hands from A.J.’s back. “Okay, you can
sit up.”
That was easier said than
done. Doctor Hanson’s necessary, but rough treatment caused A.J. to have a
problem meeting that last request. The doctor was busy
writing on the chart, so didn’t see A.J. struggling to get off his stomach.
Rick did, however, and
came to his brother’s aid by offering a firm hand on A.J.’s upper arm. He helped A.J. turn over, and then sit up.
The
woman looked up from her notes just as Rick was getting his brother into an
upright position. “Oh, I’m sorry, A.J. I should have been paying more
attention. I should also warn you that you’re not going to like me very much
for the next couple of days.”
At A.J.’s puzzled look she explained, “What
I’ve done will probably cause your back to bother you for the
next day or two. You’re going to be sore, and may have muscle spasms. I’ll
give you a mild painkiller to take home with you. t won’t make you drowsy, but
it’s stronger
than aspirin.”
Feeling as if he could
already use something stronger than aspirin, A.J. said, “Thank you. I’ll take
you up on that offer.”
Rick
couldn’t play the part of the patient, silent bystander any longer. “Doctor, do
you know what’s wrong with him?”
“I’m
fairly certain I do, but I want to order a set of X-rays that we can hopefully
squeeze in yet this afternoon. I do need to ask you one more question, A.J.”
“All
right,” the blond man agreed.
“Has
there been a time when you’ve suffered a fairly severe back injury?”
“No,
not that I can think of.”
“Not
necessarily recently. It could go back quite a few years. Something that may
have laid you up for a few days. Maybe something you never saw a doctor for.”
A.J.
started to shake his head no, but Rick jumped in first.
“Yeah,
when he was in high school. He played football - quarterback. He was sacked
real hard one game and had to be
carried off the field on a stretcher. Scared
the heck out of me and our mother because at first he couldn’t move his legs.”
A.J.
now recalled
the incident Rick was speaking of - the incident that was
twenty-five years in the past. He remembered that he was in pain for a few
days, then sore and bruised for the next two weeks. His modest sixteen-year-old
self had been thankful that Rick was making one of his infrequent visits home,
as A.J. needed help getting in and out of the shower those first few days, as
well as need help getting dressed. He would have been mortified if those
jobs had fallen on his mother.
A.J.’s
thoughts came back to the present as he heard the doctor ask, “What was the
diagnosis?”
“None
that I can recall,” A. J. answered. “Nothing showed up on the X-rays that night
at the hospital. If I remember correctly, my mother was told to take me home,
put ice on the area, and if I didn’t improve within a few days she was to take
me to see an orthopedic specialist.”
“But
you never had to do that? See a specialist, I mean?”
“No.”
“I
believe we’re going to find out that old injury is the origin of the problems
you’re having today,” the woman said.
“In
what way?” A. J. asked, surprised that a long forgotten football injury could
flare up at this late date.
“Between
your symptoms, and what you and Rick tell me of the injury, I have a strong
suspicion that we’re going to find that the bony part of this disc,” the doctor
placed a hand on A.J. ‘s lower back, “is
rubbing on a nerve. That seemingly simple, innocent act is causing the problems
with your hands, arms, and legs.”
Rick
was rather dubious that an injury that old could come back to haunt A.J. after
all this time, and with this severity.
“I
don’t mean to question your authority, Doctor, and I hope you’ll pardon me for
buttin’ in here, but are you sure? I mean that something that happened
to A.J. that long ago can cause this type of thing to occur now?”
“I’m
almost certain, Rick. We will know more, of course, after the X-rays are done.
But believe me, I’ve seen this type of thing several times in the past. My own
father experienced something very similar just two years ago. A back injury
from twenty years ago flared up and caused him to have symptoms almost
mirroring A.J.’s. It’s possible that the bungee jump from two months ago
aggravated a preexisting problem, or some other exercise or action on A.J.’s
part caused it to flare up at this time. We may never really know the root of
it for sure.”
Rick felt a little better
about the woman’s educated guesses at this point. “I’m sorry for doubtin’
you, but you have to understand that my brother and I have been
through hell since last Thursday. That neurologist, Doctor Roman, told—“
“Romani,”
A.J. corrected.
“Roman,
Romani, whatever his name is,” Rick dismissed. “That guy had a discussion with
A. J. concerning M.S. and Lou Gehrig’s Disease. We had ourselves prepared for
the worst. I just don’t want to get our hopes raised now, only to have them
dashed again in a few days. I don’t think either A.J. or I can take that
again.”
“I understand, Rick, and I accept your
apology, although it wasn’t necessary. I can’t fault Doctor Romani for
discussing those things with A.J. Many of his symptoms are so like those of
M.S. and A.L.S. But I do understand where you’re coming from. A.L.S. was also
mentioned to my father when he first started having his problems. I remember
receiving a phone call from my mother who, as you can imagine, was
extremely upset. So I do know what you both have been through. For just
that reason, I wouldn’t steer you wrong at this stage of the game. Fair
enough?”
“Fair
enough,” Rick agreed while A.J. made a mental note to apologize to the woman
again at some later date for Rick’s intrusion. An intrusion that didn’t anger
A.J. in the slightest, but rather made him think with pride, that’s my big
brother at his finest.
The doctor then discussed various therapy
techniques with A.J., telling him she preferred to try physical therapy along
with Traeger therapy first, as opposed to surgery.
“Back
surgery requires a minimum of six weeks recovery time. Eight to twelve weeks is
more common. I’m sure you’d prefer to avoid that if possible.”
“Yes,
I would,” A.J. agreed. “But what’s this Traeger therapy you mentioned?”
“A method of massage therapy combined with
relaxation techniques. It’s named for the doctor that first implemented it.
Some doctors will call it unorthodox, but I’ve had a lot of success with it, so
I feel it’s worth a try. After I see your S-rays we’ll talk about the options
open to us at greater length. I’ll also get some information for you to read,
A.J., regarding everything we discuss. Ultimately, it will be up to you to
choose which you want to try, therapy or surgery. You’d be surprised at the
number of people who actually choose surgery simply because they believe that
will bring them quicker results.”
“Well, I doubt that I’ll be one of those people.”
The woman left A.J. that day with the promise of a move to the
X-ray area as soon as possible, and also a promise to call him at home as soon
as she knew something definite.
“After I know more, A. J., I’ll have you make an appointment
with my office receptionist. I’ll probably want to see you on Friday. By that
time all the blood work should be back, as well.”
“Thank you, Doctor,” A. J. responded while shaking the woman’s
hand once again.
“You’re welcome,” Doctor Hanson smiled as she headed for the
door. The woman turned around, smiled slyly, and added, “Oh, by the way, Rick,
I’m not that wealthy yet. I’ve only had my own practice for three years.
I’m still paying back a hefty college loan. Sorry about ruining your fortune,
A.J.”
Rick laughed as the door closed behind the
woman, while A.J. blushed and said, “Thanks a lot for totally humiliating me,
Rick. I’m going to have to see this woman again you know.”
Rick smiled. “I know. A long-term relationship,
like your fortune said. You’ll survive. Besides, I
sure wouldn’t balk about seeing that lady again, no matter what
the circumstances.”
“I’m sure of that. Nothing
embarrasses you.”
“Very little,” Rick agreed, then asked, “So, how’s the back feel?”
“Like Hulk Hogan just had his way with me, but I’ll live.”
At those last three words, Rick put a hand on the back of his
brother’s neck. Being careful not to jar A.J., Rick pulled his sibling forward
until their foreheads touched.
“Yeah, you’ll live,” he echoed, a wealth of emotion hidden
behind those three little words.
A.J. smiled. “I have to. After all, who’s going to take care of
you if I don’t?”
“Nobody else would want to,” Rick admitted.
“That’s for sure,” A.J.
teased as Rick settled comfortably in a chair.
“After
they’re done with the X-rays and they spring ya’ from this place, lunch is on
me, little brother.”
“No,
today it’s my treat,” A.J. insisted.
“I
won’t argue with that.”
“Didn’t think you would,” A.J. chuckled,
relieved that they had a reason to celebrate.
At four o’clock, that celebration was
underway as the Simons sat in a steak house eating lunch. Rick called it supper
due to the late hour, but A.J. didn’t care what they called it, he was just
glad to finally have food in his stomach. He didn’t even object when Rick
ordered the best bottle of wine in which to make their celebration complete.
The afternoon ended with Rick toasting, “To my brother’s good health.”
A.J. couldn’t top that or the heartfelt
sentiment behind it, so replied with a sincere, “Thank you.”
Rick replied in kind, “You’re welcome,” then
added with a twinkle in his eye, “I sure hope you’re payin’ for this wine,
A.J., ‘cause I don’t have a wealthy, beautiful lady doctor takin’ care of me.”
A.J. just laughed at his brother, enjoying
Rick’s sense of humor for a change, while basking in the glow of their good
fortune.
_________________________
On
a Saturday morning three months later, Rick stood just inside his brother’s
garage. A.J., who was unaware of Rick’s presence, was lifting weights.
Rick marveled at how only three months
earlier he had pictured A.J.’s future holding nothing but a wheelchair. The
strong, athletic man standing with his back to Rick certainly didn’t fit into
that scenario in the slightest.
A.J. was still undergoing therapy for his
back, although the sessions that had originally started out at three days a
week were down to one day a week. A.J. supplemented the therapy via exercises
he had been given to do at home.
For the first two months A.J.’s physical
activities had been limited to walking, biking, and swimming, but slowly the
things he loved to do best were now being reintroduced into his life, although
some of them on a curtailed, adjusted basis in deference to his back. Doctor
Hanson promised that in time, A.J. would probably be able to go at all the
sports he enjoyed with the same gusto he used to, provided he took some
necessary precautions and continued with his at-home exercises learned in
therapy.
Neither Rick nor A.J. ever did tell their
mother the full story regarding what they’d been through. A.J. stopped by his
mother’s house after he had seen Doctor Hanson in her office and been
positively diagnosed with a back problem due to the disc. He explained all he would
be undergoing concerning therapy and doctor’s visits, assuring his mother the
problem wasn’t that serious, and that no, he wasn’t in a lot of pain.
As a result of A.J.’s explanation, Cecilia
wasn’t overly concerned then. She told her son she was glad he’d had the good
sense to see a doctor before the problem became serious, and occasionally
checked up on him to make sure he did as his doctor ordered and didn’t let his
work schedule interfere with his therapy sessions. She also instructed Rick on
the phone one evening, “You make sure A.J. gets to those sessions like he’d
supposed to, Rick. I know your brother well enough to guess that the minute
some case comes along that interferes with a doctor’s appointment or a therapy
session, he’ll find a hundred and one excuses as to why he
can’t get there.”
“I
don’t think he’ll do that this time, Mom,” Rick assured. “But don’t worry, I’ll make sure
he’s doin’ what he’s supposed to be.”
All in all, Rick decided that they’d been
lucky, and that their decision to keep their mother in the dark had worked out
for the best.
Rick
came back to the present, watching as his brother carefully rested the heavy
weight he had been lifting back down on the bar in front of him.
Noticing the sheen of perspiration on his brother’s
bare back prompted Rick to warn, “You’d better be careful and not overdo.”
A.J.
spun around, the sudden intrusion of Rick’s voice in his otherwise silent
garage, startled him. “Do you have to do that?”
“Do
what?” Rick asked as he walked on into the garage and leaned against A.J.’s
tool bench.
“Sneak
up on me like that. You’re always doing that to me.”
“Ah,
A.J., you exaggerate,” Rick scoffed.
“I
do not,” A. J. disputed as he sat down on his weight bench and began mopping at
the sweat on his face with a towel.
“How’s the back feel?”
“Pretty
good. A little twinge now and then, that’s why I’m quitting for the day.”
“Good
idea. Don’t overdo.”
“I
won’t, Mother,” A.J. shot back.
“Speaking
of mothers, I was just standin’ here thinking how it worked out
for the best that we never let her in on any of this...you know, when that
Doctor Roman guy or whatever his name was, first talked to you about M.S.
and Lou Gehrig’s Disease. “
A.J.
nodded. “I’ve thought a lot about that, too, these last few months. I’m glad
Mom never had to know. It was hard enough on both of us.”
“That’s
for sure.”
A.J.
set the towel down on the bench beside him. He stared at it for a moment before
finally saying, “You know, when Doctor Romani first talked to me, first told me
what he thought was wrong, I kept thinking over and over, this can’t be
happening to me. I take good care of myself. I eat right, I exercise, I’ve never smoked,
and then I realized that everyone who’s diagnosed with a disease as devastating
as Lou Gehrig’s or M.S. must think the exact same things as I
was. That’s when it really hit me that yes, this could be
happening to me.”
Rick
nodded, “I know. That’s what I kept thinking, too. That this couldn’t be
happening to you, or to our family.”
“After I left the doctor’s office that day, I
went to the library and read everything I could find on M.S. and Lou Gehrig’s
Disease. I remember thinking that M.S. I could handle. That somehow I could
learn to live with it. But the other, I honestly don’t I know,
Rick.”
“Whatta
ya’ mean by that?”
“I
wasn’t sure if I could live with it if the diagnosis was A.L.S. I...I wondered
if I would be better off putting a gun to my head and ending it all right
then.”
“You wouldn’t have.”
“I
don’t know, Rick. I’m not sure about that. I really thought maybe--”
“You
wouldn’t have, A.J. You might have your doubts, but I don’t have any. You’re
too much of a fighter to ever give in to anything, to ever let something
control you. You’d have seen it through to the end with the hope that you might
live to see a cure discovered.”
A.J. cocked his head and
studied his lanky brother, who was idly fingering a pair of pliers. After a
moment A.J. asked, “How can you be so sure?”
“Because
I know you. Believe me, if I’d have thought for one minute that you might hurt
yourself, I’d have never left you here alone that first night.”
A.J.
couldn’t help but smile. “You think you’re pretty smart, don’t you?”
“When
it comes to you, yep, I sure do.”
A.J.
shrugged, then admitted, “I guess you’re right. I think I knew deep down inside
that I wouldn’t have. Any doubts I had in that area pretty much vanished that
first weekend.”
“Why?”
“Because of you,” A. J.
acknowledged. “Because that Thursday night, and Friday at the office, and all
weekend, you kept saying to me, ‘I’ll be here for you, A.J. Day and night if I
have to be. If it comes to it, I’ll be the one who takes care of you right here
in your own home.’ That meant a lot to me. Something like that is a lot to ask
of another person.”
“No it’s not. Especially
when the person doin’ the askin’ is my brother.”
A.J. couldn’t help but smile
at those words before emphasizing, “Yes, it is a lot to ask, even of a brother.
If A.L.S. had been the diagnosis, I would have required twenty four hour a day
care in the end...for some very personal needs.”
“I
know, A.J. I did some research of my own at the library. I knew what I might be
facing.”
“I know you did. That’s what made it mean
even more to me. I knew you realized what the road ahead might hold for both of
us.”
“What’d
you think I’d do?” Rick asked with indignation. “Put you in a nursing home when
things got their worst?”
“No,
no. Not at all. I knew you and Mom wouldn’t do that, although I felt that if
the time came that it was necessary to make your lives easier, then you
should.”
“Well,
I wouldn’t have. Maybe someday when you’re a hundred and five years old and as
goofy as Orville and Wilbur Simon, I might consider it, but otherwise, no way.”
A.J.
chuckled. “Thanks a lot...I think.”
“So that’s what helped you get through those
days? Me lettin’ you know I’d be here for you? You shoulda’ known that without
me having to tell you.”
“I
did,” A.J. amended. “It’s like I said though, it’s a lot to ask of a
person...even of a brother. But over that first weekend, before we even knew
for sure what the diagnosis was, you started ‘being here’ for me, just like you
said you would. You made me call Dianna on Friday to make a date for that night
with you and Nancy for dinner and a movie. Then on Saturday night you showed up
at the Woman’s Club Ball in order to help me keep all of this from Mom. And
then on Sunday you showed up in a torrential downpour carrying a pizza while
insisting that we just had to watch a ball game and play cards.”
“Hey,
what are brothers for?”
A.J.
smiled once again. “For just about everything, I guess.
At least one brother I know of in particular.”
“Believe me, A.J., I was never so
happy as when Joel came to me in that waiting
room and told me you didn’t have M.S. or Gehrig’s Disease. Seein’ you go
through something like that was going to tear me apart. I knew
that from the night you first told me what the neurologist had
said. After Joel talked to me, I swear I didn’t care what you had, I was just
so thankful it wasn’t one of those two things. For some reason, I knew without
a doubt we could face and conquer anything else.”
“I know. I felt the
same way.”
Both
brothers fell into a meaningful silence, each lost in their own thoughts
regarding those difficult and uncertain days of three months earlier.
Rick finally broke the
somber mood by walking over and clapping his brother on the arm. “You’d better
get a shower ‘cause we gotta get going.”
“Going?”
A.J. asked as he allowed Rick to pull
him to his feet. “Going where?”
“Well, now that you’re doin’ better and can
do some lifting again, I’ve got something I need your help with.”
“What?”
“You’ll
see when we get there. Just go shower,” Rick urged, giving his brother a little
shove toward the door that led into the house.
A suspicious A.J. stopped. “Go where, Rick?”
“To uh...to uh...Surplus Sammy’s.”
“Surplus Sammy’s? Rick, you promised me in
January that you wouldn’t buy anything at Surplus Sammy’s this
year.”
“Well, now, I know I did, A.
J., but...well, I was walkin’ past Sammy’s yesterday and he’s got this big sidewalk
sale goin’ on and--”
“How
can a guy who sells stolen merchandise hold a sidewalk
sale?”
“Sammy
doesn’t like it when you use the word ‘stolen’ in relationship to his goods,
A.J. He’s told you that before.”
“He
might not like it, but it’s the truth. He’s nothing but a fence, Rick,” A.J.
declared as the brothers entered the house. “I’ve told you that for years. A
fence who’s managed to build a Utopia because he’s able to con gullible guys
like you into buying his worthless junk.”
“Worthless
junk!” echoed through the downstairs of A.J.’s home. “When have I ever bought
worthless junk from Sammy?”
“The
sonar detector that was supposed to give us the ability to hear right through a
concrete wall, and I quote, ‘detect something as small as a mouse munching on a
piece of cheese.’”
“It
worked!” Rick defended.
“It
worked?” A.J. headed toward the kitchen where he opened the refrigerator. “Oh,
yes, Rick, it worked all right. Except that we couldn’t hear the crooks on the
other side of the wall at all, but they could hear us as plain as if we had
been in the same room with them.”
“Minor technicality,” Rick mumbled, then
brightened while snapping his fingers. “The new filing cabinet! Remember when
you said we needed more file space? I got us that new three drawer cabinet from
Sammy.”
“Yes,
you did. The only problem is the drawers won’t open.”
“Yeah, but you gotta admit,
it makes a heck of a plant stand.”
Before A.J. could formulate a reply to that, Rick popped up
with, “And the VCR. Sammy gave me a good deal on that.”
“He should have. It only
rewinds the tapes. Which would be very useful if I had a desire to watch movies
from the end to the beginning. Unfortunately, I don’t.”
“Yeah, but it’s not my fault that you junked it. It still would
have come in handy.”
A.J. looked at Rick over the
top of the juice carton he had tilted toward his mouth. “And how, pray tell,
would it have still come in handy?”
“You
coulda’ saved yourself a lot of time. You could be rewindin’ one movie in
Sammy’s VCR, while you watched another one on the new VCR you bought.”
“Spare me any more of your wacky explanations, please,”
A.J. begged. “I’m going
upstairs to shower.”
“And
then you’ll come to Sammy’s with me?”
“No,
I won’t. You and Sammy still owe me seventy-five bucks for that speeding ticket
I got last month because the fuzzbuster he sold you was just as useless as
everything else he carries at his little junkyard emporium.”
“And
it’s just because of that seventy-five dollar ticket that Sammy wants us to
stop by today, A.J. He wants to make it up to you. He’ll let us have fifty
dollars off of anything on the lot and I found this--”
“He
owes me seventy five,” A. J. reminded on his way up the stairs.”
Rick
trailed along behind his brother. “You can’t expect Sammy to give away the
store. He’s gotta make a profit, too. Anyway, I found this--”
“I
don’t want to hear it, Rick,” A.J. said as he clicked the bedroom radio on and
turned it up to full volume.
“I
found this--” Rick shouted over the music.
“I
don’t want to hear it!” A.J. called as he started the water running in the
bathroom.
Louder,
Rick yelled from the bedroom, “Just listen to me a second! I found this--”
“I
don’t want to hear it!” A.J. emphasized as he shut the bathroom door in Rick’s
face.
Through
the closed door Rick shouted, “A.J., it’s a good deal and we can use it!
Really! Lots of times we’ll use it! And Sammy promises it works! And he’s
givin’ us twenty-five dollars off! So listen. I found this--”
From
the shower, A.J. sang, “I can’t heeeear yoooou, Rick!”
“A.J.,
listen to me, damn it! I found this...
As
the lively debate between the brothers drifted out the open French doors of
A.J.’s bedroom, Mr. Gorman, who was outside watering his flowers, knew
everything was back to normal with the Simons. He didn’t have any idea as to
what had been wrong the last few months, but he did know things had been way
too quiet.
“So
much for my good fortune,” the man muttered, not realizing that his misfortune
was an indication of A.J. Simon’s good luck, and the answer to a big brother’s
prayers.
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